Kronk

1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.

2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.

3. This being likes to touch furry animals.

4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.

Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!

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