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a flerp is like a flop but from a shorter distance.
mom: you better not flop on the new chairs they will brake down faster
me: *flerps*
mom: thanks
a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
when your pet (mostly cats) stick one leg out but only one leg and it is vary sassy and cute
cat sleeping.
me: oh how cute are you sleeping on the bed.
cat half asleep: sticked out a leg but vary sassy like.
me: wow thats a vary sassy leg on you.
when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes
ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes