flerp

the sound made by a googly-eyed, short, stubby cartoon penguin makes when it does a backflip.

for example:
:::flerp!:::

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flerp

A fart emanating from the tip of the penis. However that works.

I was pushing so hard I had to flerp after.

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flerp

fuckyou little emo retard pansies

emo kid: this song is so sad it makes me so sad it's so emotional
~
me:flerp flerp flerp flerp flerp!

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flerp

fuckin loser emo retard pansies
!
fuckyou loser emo retard pussies

You're tho emothional,flerp flerp flerp.

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Flerping

an act of sounding like an alien.

Sarah was making a flerping noise at her cousin.

Flerp

A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.

<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA

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Flerp

(noun, verb, or adjective)
to spasm or move around violently, can be good or bad

- Did you hear that trumpet flerp?
- I feel flerpy today!
- You're such a flerp.

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