Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs
facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol
69 yrs old white facebook mom living off marijuana demanding to speak to the manager
bonus points if minions memes
Karen: I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!!! GRRRRAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
The 9 year old can usually be found in their natural habitat: either Fortnite or Gacha life.
9 year olds are really wild and sacred animals who are prone to yelling at deafeningly high pitches which are about 69420 hz. They have a really weird language that consists of fortnite, gacha life, roblox, etc. And they always yell swear words at each other, even including racist and homophobic slurs, as well as using gay as an insult. They will never shut up about hanging the filthy sluts. Oh and, if you don't have the most modern shit ever, they will slaughter you at a chicken slaughterhouse and sell your remains as Robux.
9 year old Timmy begged mommy and daddy to get him Fortnite, but he already had Fortnite. Because it wasn't the most modern shit ever, he killed the putrid cunt f_____s with his MEGA HYPER GALACTIC FORTNITE GUN 666. And he deafened his parents just yesterday. I worry for the quiet kid who has to sit next to him.