Tower of Babel

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.

“I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”

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Mid Atlantic Ridge

-noun
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.

I'm glad my girlfriend decided to shave her cunt because now I have a great view of her Mid Atlantic Ridge.

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