grunge girl

There can be two types of grunge girl. The 1st is the original style of grunge, taking pointers from the kinder whore and riot Grrrl look of the nineties. The 2nd is the more modern, Goth and nu-metal influenced style, which can be more effectively described as greebo.

Music:
Original Grunge Girl: L7, Bikini Kill, Babes In Toyland, Mudhoney, Hole, Sound garden, Alice In Chains, Black Flag, Skin Yard, TAD, Sonic Youth.
Greebo Grunge Girl: Slipknot, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails.

Style:
Original Grunge Girl: Ripped, floaty dresses, bright tights, stompy boots or Chucks, dirty jeans, maybe a leather jacket, punk skirts.
Greebo Grunge Girl: Black, black, black, baby. Black+ Baggy= Very happy greebo.

Hobbies:
Original Grunge Girls: Going to underground rock shows, drooling over hot as hell grunge guys, reading political websites, partying to Black Flag, having crushes on other girls, hating/adoring Courtney Love.
Greebo Grunge Girls: Listening to Slipknot, skating, hating but secretly fancying emo boys.

Quotes:

Original Grunge Girl:
“Woo! I love to party!”
“All men are assholes!!!!”
“Fuck you, corporate America!”
“Oh my God, Kathleen Hanna, I love you!”
“Want some pot?”
“I like fucking!”
“Who wants to watch a Gregg Araki movie?!”
“That guy is so hot. Shame he’s gay. Ahh, well…”
“Hey there…loan me that Mudhoney album and I’ll love you long time”

Greebo Grunge Girl:
“Yeah.”
“Whatever”
“Slipknot are good.”
“Uh?”
“GREEBO SMASH!
“NIN feel my pain.”
“Wow, I would totally hit on that hot boy wearing the floor length leather jacket but I suffer from low self esteem” *sniff*
“Mmm….cake”
“Fuck you.”
“Taking Back Sunday are fucking pussies.”

Original Grunge Girls are hard to find but they’re a lot more fun.
Trust me. *wink*.

Random Guy:"I wish I could score a grunge girl."
Some guy in background: HAHA!

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Kurt cobain

The Original Emo!
*Think* about it....
~Face obstructing hair...the most notrious emo trait!
~Deppresive....ever listened to Hawthorn Heights?
~Liked to make out with male friends...mmm,emo boys kissing!
~Bi-sexual....again,emo boys kissing.
~Very cute...as 99% of emo boys are
~Music Obssesed....as all emo are.
~Daddy Issuses....All Emos have these.
~Bad childhood...most emos claim to have had one. I personally did.

*Woah* I was right!

'I wish i could eat your cancer when you turn black...'
Emoboy:"Was that The Used!?"
EmoGirl:"No you turd,that's Nirvana"
EmoBoy:"Damn..I thought they'd suddenley got awesome."

R.I.P Kurt Cobain.
you can trust me Kurt..I didn't buy the motherfucking "Greatest Hits" album.
Fuck you,whoever put that out (Probably Courtney)

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Dead!

1. Something you can shout randomly to scare/annoy people.
2. Also a great song from My Chemical Romances new album,The Black Parade. Tis good,ya?

1.
"Dead!" I shouted during church,much to the annoyance of several hundred conservative housewives in attendance.
2. "I love Dead!" said my BFF "Hooray for using exclamation marks!"

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brokeback mountain

Film that would have sucked if it wasn't for the hotness of Donnie Darko and the other guy.
Very,very...VERY close to nicely shot gay p33n at times.
I'm 14 and I enjoyed it although it has made me have weird dreams...usually envolving Gerard Way...and Donnie Darko...Gary Oldman...etc

Frank the bunny rabbit: (Watching Brokeback Mountain) So THAT'S what donnie is up to these days...well I be damned.

Me and fwendy:(Watching Brokeback Mountain)Ewww!!!
(Ten seconds later) ~Drool~

Me: Godamn not that dream again! Oh I feel so DIRTY!

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gerard way

Lead singer and main song writer of New Jersey band My Chemical Romance,one of the very few bands like by the mainstream who do whatever THEY want.Jumps around like a sex-crazed monkey on prozac while on stage and is very kind to his fans. Often called "Hot oh em gee!" by teeny boppers who are very,very mad that he cut his hair. They're out for blood,I tells ya!
Gerard enjoys horror movies,comic books (he had his own line coming out soon,called the Halloween Academy,I think)and has has an obbsesion with death from a young age.
His voice ranges from beautiful to the scream of a mental patient. Adored by tens of thousands of teenagers worldwide,for showing them it's OK to be fucked up.Despite popular belief,not all MCR fans have a desire to have his babies,though I wouldn't complain.

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy...pumpkin pie motherfucker!"

"Okay, I am going to make this to the point. I AM a homosexual, But I'm really comfortable for who I am. I will be who I want to be. So please don't care about my sexual orientation, care about my music. If you think it's wrong to be a homosexual, then you're actually sorely mistaken. So please, just show your pride. "
Note: That one above,it's probably sacrcasm...o_0!

"Just 'cause you're bigger than me, just 'cause you're smarter than me, just 'cause you drive a better car than me, does not mean, no way no how, that I'm sucking you off. For any amount of money."
Gerard Way

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Portland

Think Seattle without the grunge.
Or New Jersey without the emo.
And you're halfway there.
Also has a blooming gay hustler scene and is home to many gutter punks. It's a cool place to live if you're a liberal. Probably not that great if you're conservative,but who gives a crap about them really? :P
Oh,and the guy who wrote Fight Club come from Portland,so it's GOTTA be cool.

"Portland: the diet NY." sniffed a New York hipster before being severely beaten by Portland punks in Exploited tees.

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Chat speak

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

CHAT SPEAK.
Sk8er-D00d: LODLSM
PunkChicka: XIF
Sk8er-D00d:DYHTNTMBG?
PunkChicka:HOGMP
EmoxXxtearzzz:WSTS

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