Whattas

Shortening of What-a-burger.

You: Dudes, I’m hungry as shit, y’all wanna eat somewhere

Other: Bro it’s 3 in the fucking morning, the fuck is open

Other 2: Sure, Whattas.

My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action

Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!

Looser

An idiot's way of spelling loser, which is quite ironic.

"You're such a looser."

CBD Burger

An item on the menu of Carl’s Jr.
A burger with pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese and CBD-infused sauce on April 20 from a single location in Denver, Colorado.

Luigi: Hey, Mario, Did you know they have CBD burgers at Carl’s Jr.?

or…

Jimmy Neutron: Now for some good old fashioned CBD burger!

Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."