Assymmetrical

When you are ass cheek to ass cheek with someone, typically lying down.

Damn bro, the bed was so small at the hotel I was assymmetrical with Trey last night!

Smokey Oakey

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.

"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."