Crisy

The definition of tol, dark, and beautiful, with fabulous hair and good fashion sense. Is initially quiet and very intimidating due to her resting bitch face armor, which she wears when going into the daily battle of social interactions with her peers. But underneath it she’s a sweet, kind, and caring—if not a tad awkward—person who is an insanely awesome and loyal friend. She’s a mad genius when it comes to intellectual pursuits and works harder than your boomer grandpa who pulled himself up by the bootstraps. Is well-practiced in the art of savagery; be cautious when engaging in banter with her. Her masterful and witty comebacks have earned her the moniker Crispy, a reference to the way she thoroughly roasts any poor sap attempting to best her.

Whoa dude, how’d you get those third-degree burns? Ohh, you crossed Crisy. It all makes sense now

Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?

Ashley

Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.

Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.

You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.

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Kanthi

A person who is quiet and intimidating on the outside, but is actually sweet and caring on the inside. A stronk, stoic badass with an intense resting bitch face. Extremely diligent and responsible. Has a low tolerance for other people's incompetency. Has a stylish, dapper sense of fashion and mad cooking skillz. Is a trilingual self-taught genius, but also a dummy sometimes because she can't recognize her own sheer awesomeness. Will fight people for you and love you lots. Is a cuddly puppy sometimes, but also an angy gorl when stupid people piss her off and don't give her the respect she deserves.

My ideal type is a Kanthi.