alleywhacker

alleywhacker - (noun) someone one urinates or does other disgusting and unlawful things in alleys.

The alleywhacker and streetwalker were arrested for public lewdness.

drivethru devotion

adjective - committed to a friendship, workout regimen, etc. only as long as it is fun and easy.

He shows only drivethru devotion to any project or relationship that will require personal sacrifice.