Penguining

Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you

Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me

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