dickinjured

Injury resulting from excessive blows to the head by a large peen.

“Ashley was supposed to meet for us for coffee this morning but had to cancel because she got dickinjured last night during the gangbang”.

donedo

Expression used to signify affirmation of actions; forthcoming and hitherto.

"I need help moving on Saturday. Can you be there?"
Donedo!

Treadmill Talk

The effort of actions and identification of action items discussed during business meetings that can be strategically displaced using a collection of ‘good old boy’ ambiguous superfluous rhetoric.

During our Pipeline call, Bill used a lot of Treadmill Talk to help take some of the heat off our region for not hitting our quarterly budget.

bot

A derogatory term used to describe a simple process truncated by complicated procedures. Also is used in response to a statement or question that one feels is arbitrary in value or merit.

Person 1: "Johnny, I want you to go send me over a report of all your daily activities, as well as your sales forecast for next week"
Person 2: "Bot"

Person 3: "Johnny, I'm sorry I haven't had time for you today, I was busy watching Lifetime movie marathon."

Person 2: "Bot"

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champaignin

To beershower someone of the opposite sex; usually done in celebratory fashion on the dance floor or some other large social gathering.

"Once Lil John came on, I started Champaignin’ this bitch who was grindin’ on me. "