Jay

A fucking faggot with a dick the size of a mini-sausage

Jay: Hi
Her: Hey
Jay: Letz go to mah room
Her: Do you have a mini-sausage dick?
Jay: Um, yeah why?
Her: *leaves*
Jay: :(

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Habishek

69th President of Wakanda

Person 1: Yo look at that wakandan dude

Person 2: Yeh he's the President of Wakanda
Person 1: Woah! He's probably Habishek!