Rugby

Anyone named Troy. An annoying and complete Beta male who looks like a thumb and makes no sense in whatever they say or do.

Troy: "I like trains"
Me: "RUGBY!!!!!!! (in a deep alpha voice)"

Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"