masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

25👍 3👎

diamond

a stone that shines in a goat's ass

"You'll shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass!" yelled Coach Bill.

5👍 15👎