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When someone acts years older than they actually are,but you find it endearing and a little sexually arousing.
Could be used to desribe girls in their twenties that buy their clothes from supermarkets, usually bold floral print dresses that come below the knee...paired with a contrasting coloured cardigan from Edinburgh Woollen Mill and BHS ballerina pumps.
Or a young gentleman that pairs cream chinos with dark lofas and wraps his cashmere jumper around his neck while telling you all about his favourite kind of cheese to go with a fine red wine.
"Say what you want about James, I think he is fogie as fuck!"
When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.
"Jake T-Spermed again"
When your boyfriend tries to cum on your breasts or face but misjudges the amount of lift needed and gets jizz in your eye...leading to pink eye and some serious questions about how your life turned out.
"What did you do that for, im going to get pink wheye"
A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.
"I want you to butter my bágel"
"Fill my bágel"
"When Suzanne sat down I saw her bágel!"
An increasingly popular cumbrian term for a female's clitoris. Pronounced with an appropriate soft "e" and fading to a silent "t", it's a polite and family friendly word.
"...and that is how you find the clihorèt"
When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.
Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).
Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
When you drop a squat and squirt at the same time, whether intentional or accidental.
I'm gonna squash
I just squarted
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