Eadie

Barky little fuck. A border collie who is full of energy, loves poached eggs and likes to bark *ahem talk* to all the neighbours .

Person 1: have you met Eadie the border collie
Person 2: yeah, she’s barking at the Willy wag tails again

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Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"