Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

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locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

Cheesy Puff

Another variation to gummi

Tom will work better when given cheesy puffs

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DJ Binomial

This guy is an awesome DJ. He loves to mix up formulae while on the decks. He is never without his sidekick, MC Poisson

Lemme hear you guys make some noise! For one night only, DJ Binomial is in the house!!

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broadzilla

A mormon girl who hits buses with her car.

Broadzilla, broadzilla, she comes to save the, save the day
Broadzilla, broadzilla, she comes to preach her mormon ways

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Gummi

Usually used in the plural (gummis), a gummi is a small edible bribe that a teacher offers a pupil to work. Gummis are usually sweets.

Bob: Miss, I can't be bothered to work!
Miss: Oh Bob... I have gummis!
Bob: OK!
(Bob then works like mad)

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borange

Definition: Stuffed up,
In the early 70's there was an add for (I think) Miranda Orange Drink. It was about an Orange who was so proud to be going into this drink. The add was supposed to be him coming out onto the stage to say "IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN ORANGE" But instead he was so nervous that he came out and said "IT PRAKES ME MOUD TO BE A BORANGE" So he stuffed up

So when you get it wrong, "Oh Ive made a right Borange of myself

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