Noelle

um the coolest, most attractive, girl with the best personality ever. usually brunette with colored eyes. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she really is. everyone loves her cuz how could u not. she’s athletic and could punch yo shit even though she’s shy. she loves hockey players and drools over mat barzal. she loves dads and their hot dad santa fanny pack lookin dad bods. especially hockey dads . she also obsesses over her exes cuz she can’t move on and is a freak. noelle is one of a kind as u can see. love and give her attention or she will shove vinegar blocks down ur gullet. also she loves her family!! and the man upstairs

aidan: hey man do u see that wonderful lookin lady over there
deck: oh ya bro that’s noelle she slaps my ass ALL the time it’s pretty hot man
aidan: oh i thought u were single bruv

deck: well she does it in my dreams dude lemme be u jew

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