Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

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Brecken

The sweetest, shyest girl you will ever meet. Brecken's are really quiet most of the time unless they're with people they like, and then they get really, really loud and happy. Breckens are the best, most adorable girlfirends you could ever ask for! They also are really quirky and like small things for no apparent reason (not including small dicks). Breckens always look down on themselves but look up to other people. Once you meet one, you'll never forget her...

Guy: Who's that cute chick who keeps staring at me?

Answer: Definatley a Brecken.

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