mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

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