dump and dash

when you dump at someone else's house and then leave shortly after.

Guy 1: Where did Michael go?
Guy 2: I thought he went to the bathroom...
Guy 1: It smells like poop in the bathroom, but he's Michael's not here.
Guy 2: He pulled a dump and dash?!

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armband activism

when someone wears an armband to support a specific cause. This is especially applicable when someone wears many armbands at once.

Look at that armband activism over there. The guy's got like 10 armbands on each arm!

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