textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

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camel

to very quickly drink vast quantities of any kind of liquid

"Holy shit! you just camelled that 26"

You: You know what time it is?
Friend: 9:35?
You: No, it's CAMEL TIME!!!

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