Sweaty Garden

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

chilean chocolate sprinkler

stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd

i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck

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gaza shit

during a battle with mexican nesquik style poop, water balloons are made from said poop, these balloons are to be dropped from buidings and airplanes

i took a gaza shit off my roof last night. my driveway reeks of ass.

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Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern

i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!

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scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all

hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley

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brazillian waterslide

when thirty or more enimas are given at one time and the doodoos are collected on a sheet of linoleum and all thirty participants slide down it naked

dude, lets get a bunch of people together and have a brazillian waterslide

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stanky thanky

when your ass hole thanks you after dropping a large shit

i recieved a stanky thanky last night, you should've seen the size of the fudge dragon i birthed, my ass was so happy, my toilet got pissed though...

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