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An unattractive person that is forever cropped out of photos.
We always put Rene at the edge of all our group photos, she is such a crop.
3π 9π
When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.
Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.
7π 2π
The part of a man's penis that causes him to orgasm instantly.
Veronica was tired of blowing Brad so she rubbed his dick trigger so she get home in time for her shows.
4π 2π
A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection
Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.
3π 3π
Two people shit into the same toilet bowl
When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters
The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.
Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!
9π 1π
When a woman's pelvic floor muscle is so strong she has the ability to push a man's cock out of her
Girl my man was fucking me last night and I remembered he didn't buy me that Gucci bag so I gave him a cunt push and watched him nut on his own face.