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An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.
I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.
Two people shit into the same toilet bowl
When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters
To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.
Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.
When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.
Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.
When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.
Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.
I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!
Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!
I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.