Herman Cain

To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.

Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"

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