Elan

A very nasty person. Elan likes kids and animals and not in a platonic way. He is the size of saturn (Planet)

Elan had sex with my dog and my daughter. They're both nine!

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Mr. Dollar

Mr. Dollar is very rich. He has a dillion dollars and he loves money. He hates zoophiles and people named Elan.

I ran into Mr. Dollar the other day, and he gave a gazillion dollars. He is very rich