BAWSAQ

In the Grand Theft Auto universe, it's the official stock exchange. Parody/Equivalent of real-life NASDAQ. Oh I forgot. Of course it sounds like "ballsack" that's the point. The name derives from the Scottish slang it seems.

I invested 1000$ in a Ballsack...ahem BAWSAQ stock.

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Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message

Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.

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