Procrasturbate

The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate

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Rambo-Revive

The act of reviving someone in battlefield 3 in the line of fire, although very noble seeming, usually done for points alone.

Guy 1: Dude spawn on me.
Guy 2: Can't, some medic keeps Rambo-Revive'n me infront of a sniper
Guy 1: Fucking rook

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Jizzraffe

The act of a man masturbating until climax and then penetrating a vagina as he climaxes. The meaning of the name is a homage to giraffes who ejaculated as they thrust durint attempted penetration.

Friend: Did you guys fuck?
Me: Nah Viv was too tired so she told me to Jizzraffe her.
Friend: what a bawz move!
Me: Hell yeah Brother!