dijonnaise

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

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man

verb. - to show power, to assert one's dominance, to defeat, to humiliate

Jerry: Yeah, so anyway, I started using this new shampoo, and...
Tim: Dude, shut the fuck up, no one cares!
Rick: Wow, dude you just got manned.

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Ubiquitous

1. adj, everywhere, omni-present, always occuring

a) Yo, I ran train on that ho down in LA last week; shit, that bitch is frickin' ubiquitous!

b) I'm spreadin' the word about this bay weed. We're tryin'a make this shit ubiquitous!

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