Eggy Poo

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

Eggy Dick

1. A penis that is covered in egg.
2. A penis that has been infected by the STD gonorrhea.
3. A penis that is covered in eggy poo.
4. A strong colloqualism used to insult a stupid, foolish or hated person.

You killed my fish you eggy dick!

I woke up with eggy dick this morning.

I was bored so I gave myself an eggy dick.

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