schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

Walkdown Syndrome

A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.

Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.