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I feel green, that weed is so dense.
"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"
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A person who thinks the earth is flat.
John; Hey guess what joe?
Joe; What mate?
John; The earth is flat and it's under gods glorious dome.
Joe; shut the fuck up you cumguzzlingcockwomble!
When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,
Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".
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A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.
"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.
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Laughing from deep inside your stomach, uncontrollably
The joke was so funny, i burst out in an attack of the tummy chuckles
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Flat earther who is mentally challenged and is incapable of learning basic science.
Geoff: Fuck me , have you seen that Freddie montgomerie at school, he's as thick as fuck!
Chris: Yeah, poor bastard is suffering with downflindrome.
An ageing street hooker, a cat that strays looking for business.
"Crikey, look at that wrinkly old hooker she is rough"
"Yup, shes a kitty straya"
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