Scrub

a guy who thinks he's fly,
thinks he can get all the ladies,
thinks he is 'the shit',
but everyone in biology knows he actually isnt!

Bro, that Epstien kid thinks he's the man with ladies! I kno, he's such a scrub!

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ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!