Assmasking

When you're wearing your Covid mask and someone farts in your aisle and it gets trapped in your mask and engulfs itself into your face, only getting worse if you are chewing a piece of gum. Then it becomes aspirating the fart, chewing the fart, and living the fart all at once.

That girl must be thinking its assmasking season, because my eyes are watering now that I'm aspirating, chewing, and living her fart all at once.