Elvan

A smoking hot Turkish girl who:
1. Is smoking hot.
2. Is hilarious.
3. Can twerk anything but her ass.
4. Can probably eat more than you, believe me.
5. May or may not have issues keeping saliva in her mouth.
6. Grinds her teeth during her sleep.
7. Talks in her sleep.
8. Tends to choke on her laughter, may suddenly die in front of you for 2.5-3 seconds.

Shaniqua L Beautifillioso III: "Hey see that sour thing over there, daaayyyuumm gurrrll she an Elvan fo sho'!"

Charles Dickens: "Yes. I agree young lady. That sour thing is definitely an Elvan."

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