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when the sweaty mexican soccer player exchange student takes an ice bath in the training room
His thick juicy calves were so sore that the trainer decided he needed a bean dip.
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If you are lucky, you might be able to cop one of these fuckers from your local plug. Anything more than $10 is a rip off, and this shit will either get you blazed, make you have a seizure, see god, or just straight up die.
Jimmy: Yo chad I just copped this fortnite cart from my plug!!
Chad: Ay thats fuckin filled with olive oil but full send, give me a rip!
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This shit is only good if you get hella financial aid my g, if u don't you might as well be paying for college twice. The education is decent but there is a 50/50 chance you get pink chicken in the dining hall on any given day. Administrators suck balls for the most part too tho don't get on their bad side or they'll find a way to kick you out.
could've copped a new benz if I didn't go to rabun gap
Driving at least 25 over the posted speed limit. The ops hate when people beanin.
Bob: "dawg we're beanin"
Chad: "on god bob we really are"
proceeds to hit a tree at 110 mph
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P diddy had 1000 bottles of baby oil in one of his mansions so you can only assume what goes on behind closed doors.
"48 hours with diddy is a 15 year old's dream" - P Diddy
Friend: Yo I just got invited to the diddy party!!! Gonna be soo many hoes gang u tryna pull up???
me: fuck no my g, there aint gon be no girls there! u tryna get lubed by diddy??