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nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012


Guzed

when you have been jinxed or cursed with misfortune; usually the result of a touch or a moment in the presence of a jinxed, cursed person. Once you have been Guzed it cannot be wiped off and there are no known treatments.

Jeff Weaver was on his way to a successful career until he was Guzed. Guzed so strong, that he has yet to recover.

by beanporn March 5, 2007

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