floriano

Floriano, probably a super smart Italian dude with some sick humor. He is extremely handsome and gets a lot of ladies but always stays loyal. He is not a quitter and always gets the job done. Everyone needs a Floriano in their lives.

"I wish I was as handsome as Floriano"

"Floriano makes everyone laugh!"

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

The Magcon Effect

The unhealed part of women that will always choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because over the past decade, Gen Z girls have grown up watching the unattainable Magcon boys (Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Jack Gilinsky, Shawn Mendes) and will never stop needing to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Millenials, see “Chad Michael Murray Effect,” for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, I don’t even like white boys, but the Magcon effect has me picking Rob over Miguel.”