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Rilly! is an emphatic term used when something is really, REALLY good (or awful, wonderful, cute, obnoxious, etc.)
Susan was rilly! upset when she found out her younger sister was putting the moves on her boyfriend behind her back!
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A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.
On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!
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While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
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Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.
The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!
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Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.
A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.
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Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.
Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?
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Donald J Trump, the 45th president of the United States, is unquestionably the most famous, active and talked about Twitter user ever. He is the boss! Numero uno! The greatest of all time! Let him forever be known and celebrated as Boss Tweet!!
Late 19th century New York City had as their mayor the prominent figure of political corruption one Boss Tweed. It is now the early 21 century and there is a new prominent political figure blessed with questionable morals, immense bluster, itchy twitter fingers and an insatiable need to be flattered that some are beginning to call Boss Tweet.
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