Snuggie Rage

The pointless frustration and retarded anger that comes from failing at doing the simplest things: I.E. tying your shoes, cooking pasta, buckling your seatbelt, reading a book, all that good shit.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS JAR OF PICKLES IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"

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Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”