I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

Taxispermy

To have intercourse with Taxidermy animals. I.E stuffed animals.

Yo man, I got choad burnt last night from fuckin my Stuffed Badger, but thats Taxispermy for you!

Your into Doggin? You should get into Taxispermy, it dont move so much!

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Facevertise

To advertise a social event of any nature upon Facebooks 'Wall'.

To Facevertise.

John Smith: CAMPOUT THIS WEEKEND! FREE BEER! WILL ROCK!!! BE THERE!!!

H to the O

Abbreviation for 'Hung to the Over'. To express ones rue on the intake of previous nights alcohol.

'Oh man, Im so H to the O. I never should of drank absynth from a dudes ass.'

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Throwers

Airport Baggage Handlers.

Whys my bag all broken?

Must of been the Throwers!

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That'll learn ya

Norfolk slang for 'that will teach you'.

Yo, I caught V.D from your mom.

That'll learn ya!

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Rotten in Denmark

Meaning somethings not right here...

'You have a Dick!! God damnit, I knew something was Rotten In Denmark when you said you were Russian.'

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