drunkocorrect

Drunkocorrect is the less than intelligent application that works against autocorrect in smartphones when a person has drunkenly misspelled a word so many times that it becomes saved in the impossible to remove network of commonly used words.

A drunkocorrect is usually something horribly inappropriate in its sober texting context, though wildly hilarious, and it is most frequently some (often unreadable) capitalized word.

My drunkocorrect took over when I was talking to my mom, so instead of asking "who?" I called her a "WHORRRRRREEE!!!!!"

Lehman's Terms

A form of communication between an employer and an employee, whereas the employer communicates absolutely nothing to the employee in the 24 hours prior to their demise.

Mary: "So, Joe works at AIG- heard they're about to go under."
Sam: "Well, Joe doesn't know a thing about it."
Mary: "Yeah, well apparently they use Lehman's terms over there too."

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