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camel hike

when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon

ay bro that camel hike was wild

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021


broke back lemon time

when five straight guys jump backwards all the way to walmart screaming the Ymca song as loud as they can while dressed up as the back street boys holding bananas 🍌

ay cuzzo you know what time it is right ?
oh hell nah let's get to it before we're late..
it's broke back lemon time

get to skipping

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

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supreme pickle

a supreme pickle is when he pull it out and it green and lumpy and you like oh hell nah i'm outs . so you dip but there was no where to go and you kinda start to miss him on the low so you go to the pickle store to buy more pickles but you still miss that son of a goat so much that you start dressing up as a pickle before you know it your whole house is everything pickles even the dam wallpaper so eventually you hit him back up for that lumpy green eggplant

oh sh*t hameele did you see tameralooosana she got that supreme pickle she be getting everything green now

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021


spicy ghost tampon

ghost tampons is when a spooky B*,ch on her periodt and instead of using tampons she goes for the tapatío bottle and uses that instead no cap on

man leme tell you something idk how she got it in dere but i ain't eating tapatío no more that was half full man i wana go home i ain't never seen no spicy ghost tampon before

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021


grand turbo innie quan

oh damn ok grand turbo innie quan this is when you stay up late role playing with ole boy that you a race car and he a chicken and when he finally bust you walk backwards after getting the best eggplant of your life all the way home but you keep your pinky in your belly button the whole damn time and you gotta sing a rich homie quan song on your way home or it doesn't count

oh damn you seen courtney straight savage pulled a grand turbo innie quan last tuesday i know she got it laid right .

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021