Tekkerlicious

A reference to a woman's physical attractiveness or technique.

Dan: Look at that bird who just walked in.

Ash: She is tekkerlicious!

Dan: Wicked and bad.

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Tap Out

During intercourse and nearing climax, pull out and proceed to
perform a submission hold from either wrestling/UFC and you must make her tap out before you have finished ejaculating.

David and Charlotte are mid way through sex, David feels a twinge and springs into action. He pulls out and locks in the ankle lock. Charlotte unaware of what he is doing is easily put into it. David starts ejaculating

DAVID: Tap out! Tap out!

CHARLOTTE: What? ouch! ouch!

DAVID: Tap out! Tap out now!

Charlotte taps out seconds before David has squirted his last drop. David stands up and salutes the imaginary crowd

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