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The residue left on the sheets after a big night's arsefucking (either gender)
When I woke up this morning the pudry on the sheets was an inch deep, and coming off in flakes.
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A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.
Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet
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A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.
You fucking pricktoid I can't believe you didn't buy the beer.
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Something that is simultaneously gay and nerdy. Unfortunately, on the intarweb these days, about 80 to 90 percent of stuff is IMMENSELY gaytronic.
trase and silvaside made a little christmas tree out of the letters "LOL" and posted them using a script on IRC - how dreadfully gaytronic of them. Guess who's wearing the Queer Crown now, hey boys?
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The process of having your first bong ever, thus losing your bong virginity
That shameless cocksmoker lalaland just got his bongginity taken
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A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Will Tom be coming out to get smashed tonight? no he won't. He's got onegina the poor cunt, and his days are numbered and his freedom ended.
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A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
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