Geordie

Geordie is the hottest mf you'll ever meet. Named after the nicest people in the great land of England, anyone cool enough to be named Geordie can immediately understand the Geordie accent undecipherable to anyone else. Geordie is super smart and strong and handsome and literally perfect in every way. He's also super tall and not short at all.

Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr

*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*

Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie