Shank

A shank is a 'shitty wank'

a shit while having a wank

rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

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