Dirty Eggs

Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.

Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?

Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.

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roasted nuggets

taking a shit and then inserting the "nuggets" into the girls butt and then proceeding to fuck her in the butt, then she shits out the "roasted nuggets".

Yo last night i was feeling a little mysterious so I gave Becky some roasted nuggets for christmas.

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Dirty Snow Angel

Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.

Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.

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Double Dirty

A man shits in a girls mouth, then she spits it into another girls ass. She then takes a huge mega shit that clogs the toilet.

Go get the plunger Suzie just had a Double Dirty!!

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Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

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