spook

-Noun

1. a fart: the ghost of a dead poop.

-Verb

2. to fart

"God, I can't stop spooking. Must have been all that PBR last night."

"Yeah, me too; my ass is a regular haunted house."

"Something terrifying is happening in my pants..."

"Oh no...do you have a case of the spooks?"

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